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Breathing is a Hoax Women's Tee
Breathing is a Hoax Women's Tee
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The Lore
Born from the 2018 post-truth surrealism movement, this design channels the aesthetic of 19th-century medical etchings into pure absurdist rebellion. The authoritative woodcut style meets impossible conspiracy, creating wearable cognitive dissonance for those who have achieved irony poisoning mastery. Artist Tom af Brockbrock blends vintage illustration techniques with modern nihilistic humor—because sometimes the only response to information overload is beautiful nonsense.
The Specs
Visual: All-over sublimation print. (Design fused into fiber—never cracks, peels, or fades.)
Fabric: Premium 240 GSM (7.08 oz) polyester-spandex blend.
Feel: Cotton-soft hand feel. Feels like thick, soft cotton—not shiny activewear.
Stretch: 2-way stretch for all-day comfort.
Fit: Regular fit, true to size.
The Trust
REACH Compliant. Zero-wastewater sublimation printing. Sweatshop-free production in USA/EU. Made-to-order (zero overproduction). Fade-Resistant Guarantee.
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